Weird Al - "White And Nerdy"

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But still, this song is an instant classic. Weird Al meets Web 2.0. "I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on/I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon"; "Shopping online for deals on some writable media/I edit Wikipedia...When my friends need some code, who do they call?/I do HTML for 'em all/Even made a homepage for my dog"; "My MySpace page is all totally pimped out/Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces/Yo, I know pi to a thousand places/Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces". This is clearly how Diggnation rolls.

Via, of course, Digg.