Snakes, From Midtown to Downtown

So I finally saw Snakes on a Plane last night with Jen. And guess what? It was terrible.

But, yeah, I was entertained. Snakes biting off a topless woman's nipple, a urinating man's penis, and an old, fat drunk woman's eye and swallowing another man whole, with clunky special effects, overacting and Samuel L. Jackson clearly making the easiest (and most enjoyable) buck of his career. How could you not be entertained?

But this is a music blog, so I need to tie it in somehow. The following is a video that plays over the film's closing credits. You might have seen it already, but if you haven't, you've missed out on a pair of wonderfully awful rap sequences.